I'm the Doctor. Feel free to call me that!
I have recently discovered your human internet, and it is very exciting, what with all its 'emoticons' and 'gifs'. I must say, you are such clever little creatures! Sometimes infuriating but clever nonetheless. Kind of like ferrets! I recently aquired some ferrets, four to be exact. I have Matt, Draco, Bodie and Jackie--Draco was named at the request of a lovely anonymous internettian!
I have a sexy blue box with which I travel through time, so where would you like to begin?